Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Boys enjoy cross-dressing

We were out shopping today and for a joke I tried a feathery fascinator on Batman. While the Sis and I were laughing our heads off, it got me thinking about all the other times we done similar things to Batman or even Computer Geek.

Since the beginning of time, or at least since humans began wearing clothes, I believe there has been cross-dressing. Who hasn't suggested to a man, or dressed a baby boy in some type of girls clothes for a joke? Anyone who disagrees is lying. You heard it here first.

There are  5 clear stages to the man/boy cross-dressing event.

1. Protest over the matter, often heard as 'No. I will absolutely not do it'.


2. A period of sulkiness where they know cross-dressing is going to happen, but they don't have to be happy about it.

 

3. Indifference to it. 'Yes, I'm going to wear that, no biggie'.


4. A quiet enjoyment. 'Ooh, its so fun. Sshhhh, don't tell anyone I enjoy this, though.'


5. Out loud exclamation, in older males this often is more quickly brought on with alcohol. 'Woooooooot! I'm wearing girl clothes! So Awesome!!!'

 

See. I told you all guys secretly enjoy cross-dressing.


3 comments:

  1. My son Tyler has:
    - a penchant for Fairy Dresses
    - an OBSESSION with hair-clips
    - an amazing ability of being able to walk in shoes that even I MYSELF struggle in, and
    - steals my jewellery and hides it in his bed...!

    So... agreed!!

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  2. I'm not sure how many times (quite a few) the computer geek has dressed up in girly things, but I do know its often fueled by alcohol AND I have photo proof! All men secretly love getting into girls get ups!

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